how i would narrate the Olympics
me: they're doing some athletic shit
My "adventure" in San Jose
After to work today I had to go to San Jose to drop off a little less than 2k from a fundraiser at a friend office. It was in downtown San Jose and I usually don’t go there. After I dropped off the money and talked a little to my friend Bob, I decided to take an adventure in San Jose. I had no idea where I was going, but I know where places are if I was in the right area. I wanted to go to...
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: I'm just kidding he went to the bathroom.
Somewhat of an unpopular opinion of music
To be honest I like songs that don’t have a chorus. For example: Kenji -Fort Minor or Outro Flow 2- D-Pryde.
Every fucking year
Me: I wonder whos in my class??!?!
*person walks in*
Me: OHHHHH HELLLL NOOOOOOOO
Anonymous asked: what do you look for in a girl?
blah-blahs: excuse me while i blog in private
Call me maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
Happy National Dance Day!
kittymunch: willow smith is 11, has half her head shaved, a tongue ring and is openly bi-sexual i think someone needs to go live with their aunt and uncle in bel air